Today's Friday Fix brings up the idea of Gun Control. Just kidding. However they should give away free targets when you buy a gun. Because obviously if you have a gun you naturally want to shoot something. Some people come to the country to shoot signs. That is annoying, but tolerable. However shooting gates is annoying and intolerable.
Bees have made homes in every hole in the gate. So before you open the gate you have to spray it with something to deter/kill the bees before opening the gate. The gate also now holds water, meaning it will rust out and have to be replaced.