While in Ft. Worth, (which I dream of going back) I found this sign in a restaurant. I think it is hilarious. The kind of funny that you relate to and that is why you laugh.
Because my camera was terrible:
The Purchase
A farmer has been taken several times by a recent car deal. One day the car deal informed the farmer that he was coming over to purchase a cow. The farmer priced his cow as follows:
Basic COW $499.94
Shipping and Handling $ 35. 75
Extra Stomach $ 79.26
Two Tone Exterior $142.10
Produce Storage Compartment $126.50
Heavy Duty Straw Chomper $189.60
Four Spigot Output Drain System $149.20
Automatic Fly Swatter $ 88.50
Genuine Cowhide Upholstery $179.90
Deluxe Dual Horns $ 59.25
Automatic Fertilizer Attachment $339.40
4x4 Traction Drive Assembly $884.16
Pro-delivery Wash and Comb $ 69.80
Farmer's Suggested List Price $2,843.36
Additional Dealer Adjustments $ 300.00
Total List Price (including options) $3,143,36
That's awesome, I think we should price education that way too.
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